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Ah, my flat-tailed foe! You are just in time to witness my GREATEST creation yet – well, perhaps not greatest exactly. The Chicken Waterinator had a certain rustic charm. But this is easily top three. Possibly top two. We all know the hottest thing in Evil right now is Artificial Intelligence, and I have been […]
Ah, at last! BEHOLD — the Laundry-Done-Inator! My greatest achievement since the Chicken-Replace-Inator, and arguably more useful, though I stand by the chickens. You see, it all started on a dark and stormy Tuesday. I had left my lab coat in the wash — a critical error — and completely forgot about it for THREE […]
As any Evil Scientist will tell you, Inators do not pay for themselves. The parts alone for the Chicken Waterinator nearly wiped out the quarterly budget, and we do not even want to discuss what the Laundry-Done-Inator cost in sensor calibration alone. Clearly, a supplemental revenue stream was required. The solution? A booth at the […]
It worked on the first try. I want you to really sit with that for a moment. In the history of D.E.I., things working on the first try is not exactly a recurring theme. And yet here we are. After working out the kinks with the Borduinoinator — including a hard-won lesson about the Arduino […]