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Ah, my flat-tailed foe. Pull up a chair. No, not that one, that one has a spring that goes straight into — you know what, just stand. I want to tell you about a productivity method that has completely changed my approach to world domination logistics. It is called Kanban, and before you say anything […]
Ah, my flat-tailed foe! You are just in time to witness my GREATEST creation yet – well, perhaps not greatest exactly. The Chicken Waterinator had a certain rustic charm. But this is easily top three. Possibly top two. We all know the hottest thing in Evil right now is Artificial Intelligence, and I have been […]
Ah, at last! BEHOLD — the Laundry-Done-Inator! My greatest achievement since the Chicken-Replace-Inator, and arguably more useful, though I stand by the chickens. You see, it all started on a dark and stormy Tuesday. I had left my lab coat in the wash — a critical error — and completely forgot about it for THREE […]
As any Evil Scientist will tell you, Inators do not pay for themselves. The parts alone for the Chicken Waterinator nearly wiped out the quarterly budget, and we do not even want to discuss what the Laundry-Done-Inator cost in sensor calibration alone. Clearly, a supplemental revenue stream was required. The solution? A booth at the […]