About

Ah, so you’ve found my lair — I mean, website. EXCELLENT.

Allow me to introduce myself: I am Doof, and this is the official online headquarters of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated — where the evil never sleeps and the coffee machine is always broken.

Our Mission

World domination. Well, technically it’s a phased rollout: first the Tri-State Area, then the World, then the Solar System, then the Galaxy, and THEN the Universe. I have a very organized evil agenda. Charts and everything.

You see, one man can only do so much taking over by himself. (Trust me, I’ve tried. It’s exhausting and my back isn’t what it used to be.) That’s why I’ve dedicated my considerable genius to building a magnificent collection of devices — inators, if you will — each one specifically engineered to advance my totally-not-going-to-fail evil plans.

What You’ll Find Here

• The Inator Archives — a lovingly documented catalog of my greatest inventions (also useful for insurance claims)
• Evil Updates — the latest news from the lab, because even evil has a blog now

Just don’t tell my nemesis, OK?

— Doof