Ah, my flat-tailed foe. Pull up a chair. No, not that one, that one has a spring that goes straight into — you know what, just stand. I want to tell you about a productivity method that has completely changed my approach to world domination logistics. It is called Kanban, and before you say anything […]
Ah, my flat-tailed foe! You are just in time to witness my GREATEST creation yet – well, perhaps not greatest exactly. The Chicken Waterinator had a certain rustic charm. But this is easily top three. Possibly top two. We all know the hottest thing in Evil right now is Artificial Intelligence, and I have been […]
Ah, at last! BEHOLD — the Laundry-Done-Inator! My greatest achievement since the Chicken-Replace-Inator, and arguably more useful, though I stand by the chickens. You see, it all started on a dark and stormy Tuesday. I had left my lab coat in the wash — a critical error — and completely forgot about it for THREE […]
As any Evil Scientist will tell you, Inators do not pay for themselves. The parts alone for the Chicken Waterinator nearly wiped out the quarterly budget, and we do not even want to discuss what the Laundry-Done-Inator cost in sensor calibration alone. Clearly, a supplemental revenue stream was required. The solution? A booth at the […]
It worked on the first try. I want you to really sit with that for a moment. In the history of D.E.I., things working on the first try is not exactly a recurring theme. And yet here we are. After working out the kinks with the Borduinoinator — including a hard-won lesson about the Arduino […]
Good news, citizens of the Tri-State Area: the crystals have arrived. Yes, I know that sounds like the opening line of a prophecy. In a way, it is. These particular crystals are quartz oscillators for the standalone Arduino circuit at the heart of my Breadboard-Arduino-inator — and with them in hand, I was finally able […]
The Transistor Hackerspace is, objectively speaking, a wonderful place. Knowledgeable people, good equipment, the kind of environment where you can ask “does anyone know why my voltage regulator is getting hot” and actually get a useful answer instead of a concerned look. I have been enjoying it tremendously. There is, however, one problem: it is […]
Alright, Agent P — I see that look. Yes, there have been a lot of chicken posts lately. I am aware. I have been aware for some time. Even Evil Scientists go through phases, and mine apparently involved poultry. But that chapter is closed. We are moving on to bigger things. Specifically: a robot army. […]
I want to tell you about the lowest point of my Evil career. It was not the time the self-destruct went off early. It was not the incident with the magnetic-inator and all the silverware. It was not even the weekend my nemesis foiled three separate plans before noon on a Saturday. No. The lowest […]
Ah, my semi-aquatic arch-rival! Pull up a chair — actually, do not pull up a chair, I only have the one and I need it — but DO stop what you are doing, because I have just solved one of the greatest problems facing Evil Scientists today. Cables. Specifically: the problem of owning seventeen of […]